Lileks posted more regrettable food.

I should also note that this is a test to see how many double-entendres you can find. Men will excel at this.

Let me put it this way: if you go to a doctor and tell him you have a pain in your Squirt-Kebab, he’ll know where to look.

 

In other news. I keep getting a little rash on my medial canthus.   Using the web I have diagnosed it to be either Lyme disease or Scarlett Fever. Either way I am keeping it real

Ok, this isn't 400lbs, but if it were, I could still lift it. Or at least I could a week ago.  I had hoped the camera man would get a close-up of the now famous Impala T-shirt that Lauren gave me. Everyone who sees it wants it.  Instead he got me making one of those wierd faces I seem to always make whenever someone takes my picture.    Oh well.