This is what I should of had printed on my card.  Not cause its true or anything, just because its funny.

Anyhow, I was going to go by Acabelllo Salon for a hair cut today, but its in the wrong part of town. Instead I think I'll head over to town Hall for the trout, and then over to Mas Sake for the music.    I do eat there occasionally, but its a better idea to eat before hand.   That being said, Nic is doing a bang-up job over there, and her custom shrimp and crab roll is the best thing on the menu. But, like I said, its not even on the menu. BTW,  what does it mean when someone asks for your email address,out of the blue, but then doesn't send you anything?   And then later that day, they send you a blank text-message.   

Flying home tommorrow to see what havoc my tenant has wreeked <sp?> on my condo.  I'll probably spend the whole weekend moving CD's onto my Ipod.   Wait, that's not true, I'm going to the fights on Friday, and celebrating Lauren's new job on saturday.    She's got a new Apartment too. All of this reminds me of the late Mitch Hedburg's bit:

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, and I don't want them to! "Hey - hold on fellas! Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.