Oh come on! I was basing my doctorial thesis on the correlation between ‘The Fast and the Furious’ and ‘Point Break’. I’m the creative genius the dug deep into the soul of two great pieces of American cinema and realized they were the same piece of crap movie. I think Galileo had my back on this when he said “All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” He was most likely referring to all the haters out there when he proved that the world was round, but Furious/Break is just as huge.

And you stole it. That’s the second time you’ve taken words of mine and used them as your own. Granted the first time, I was at least partially responsible when I snuck into your college dorm room, found your computer screen on with your half-written term paper, and typed “Sean has a tiny penis” smack dab in the middle of a paragraph regarding the blight of Dr. Frankenstein. I really just assumed that most people proof read their final papers before turning it into their English 102 professors. Anyway, I guess I can’t blame you entirely for that one.

But to share with the world my most profound theory is just low. As anyone else seeing this type of dodgy activity on the Slowdown? We better start seeing some references and footnotes on your writing in the future…

lmao!

he doesn't!!

If you liked that, check out his other post, here: http://www.whiskeyslowdown.com/blog/_archives/2005/8/11/1130036.html