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View Article  This is the ballad of the young offenders

Since I am crashing at my Dad's I eventaully got around to looking through the boxes of childhood stuff.  I found my yearbook.   About ten or so years ago John Hammond and I thought it would be fun to call up all the people who wrote "call me sometime" just to say "what's up?  you said I should call".

Anyhow, most people who signed my sohpmore yearbook wrote about my magic tricks and how  I was always dropping coins in class but  the best entry was from the class hottie, who wrote

 "Hey, its been great having you in spanish class. You should try harder cuz you are a real intelegent [sic] guy and you don't use it to your ability.  See you next year. [heart] Heather"

What a downer.

 



View Article  We got an amplifier

ok, so Alex called and asked me what Constantines Album to listen to in preparation for their upcoming concert. I said Shine a Light.    Then I got to thinking about them, and how I have never been able to succinctly describe what I like about them. I mean, I like them a lot, but nothing about them is overtly remarkable.  Then I figured it out.  Well, not exactly, but I think I am on to something: They sound like how I think every Rock band should start out sounding.   They are urgent, young, and an more interested in their sound, than they are in making you like their sound.  Ok, Ok, thats a load of presumption there, but its late and its been a long night.

I also noticed this little Cracker invoking lyric:

Who's callin you? I'm soaked in kerosene. This is no gentleman's blues.

A young girl told me today that my t-shirt was too tight. I had it coming: Not only are my t-shirts too tight, but  that was her retort to my mocking of her pronunciation.    The story deserves much more than that one line, but thats all you'll get.   It was a fun night, catching up with Staci and Brad in their west-side manor.

You cdan't tell in that picture, but my car just hit 100,000 miles.   I was going to ebay the right to drive it through that milestone, but I got too busy.  

Ok, here are all the lyrics to that song. I post because I can't quite tell what I think about it.

Sweet girl in the diamond cut dress, she's the queen of the broken hearts. I'm going to milk that poison tongue and go blind in the lovers' march. Who you callin on? Who's callin you? I'm soaked in kerosene. This is no gentleman's blues. Emptied a pocket full of pennies, wading in the well, hoping that my hook scraped your tooth. In a city that was hung by that old devil moon, I scaled a street called St. You. Baby bled on all my keys. She set my strings ablaze. Saying, "Sweetheart you ask too many questions. It's never just a pretty face." Who you callin on? Who's callin you? They might say love has a trigger finger. They might call me a fool. Keep on keeping your love captive in them hollow tombs. I'm still swingin’ on the cross of St. You.

Oh, wait, one more thing:

re·tort1   Audio pronunciation of "retort" ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (r-tôrt)
v. re·tort·ed, re·tort·ing, re·torts
v. tr.

    1. To reply, especially to answer in a quick, caustic, or witty manner. See Synonyms at answer.
    2. To present a counterargument to.
  1. To return in kind; pay back.


v. intr.

  1. To make a reply, especially a quick, caustic, or witty one.
  2. To present a counterargument.
  3. To return like for like; retaliate.


n.

  1. A quick incisive reply, especially one that turns the first speaker's words to his or her own disadvantage.
  2. The act or an instance of retorting.

File that definition under "See, I told you". Next week, Grasshoppers, Cicadas, and oh nevermind, I got to go get out of this shirt.



View Article  The heavy stuff ain't quite at its heaviest

I sound my snobbiest when the subject of the Di Vinci Code comes up but I can’t help it. The only thing I know about the book is that the first three pages read like crap.   I now know of the Anti-Gospel Bend of the story, but my oppinion of the book is still based on those first few pages.   And I’m no  a literature snob -I like Dean Koontz, Fantasy Books, and the odd Sydney Sheldon Novel.     The Code  may be a good story, but like Lehane said (in a quote I posted a few weeks ago),  Prose is what separates books from the movies.   

 

So yeah, when I say that the writing was so bad I couldn’t continue I sound pompous.  But it’s the truth as I see it.    And now Mark Steyn backs me up!



View Article  Who do I have yet to meet?

So there were quite a few funny moments hanging out with Rich. Mostly conversations:

 

Guy At Agave: Can I get two Patron Margaritas?

Johnny the Bartender:  How about I make you two of our house margaritas. They taste better and cost less

Guy At Agave: Actually, I am your Patron Rep.  Anything you can do to sell more Patron. 

           

That was sweet.

 

Rich on way to Warf For In-N-Out: We don’t have much time, we have to eat with a purpose

Sean:  A sea lion will have to do. 

 

I kill me.

 

 

I finished Veloctiy by Koontz.  The first scene is in  a bar.  Every story I write starts in a bar.

 

So, without my Ipod I haven’t been able t immerse myself in Leaving Songs, which is a good thing,  but a few happened to pop up in strange places.  The strangest was Clap your Hand’s Skin of my Yellow Country Teeth  which you can hear on this NPR Stream.

 

Far, far away from West Virginia
I will try on New York City
Explaining that the sky holds the wind
The sun rushes in
A child with a shotgun can shoot down honeybees that sting
Oh this boy could use a little sting
All right

Who will get me to a party?
Who do I have yet to meet?
You, you look a bit like coffee
And you taste a little like me
How can I keep from moving?
Now I need a change of scenery
Just listen to me
I won't pretend to understand the movement of the wind
Or the waves in the ocean
Or how like the hours I change softly slowly
plainly blindly oh me oh my!

 

 

That link is definitely worth your time. They play Yellow Country teeth at the fifteen minute mark, but its all great.  The Talking Heads connection is much clearer on it than on the album. 



View Article  Sometimes you have to go where everybody knows your name

 Protect your ribs, Hatton is in Boston for his fight on the 13th.

De La Hoya V. Mayorga this weekend.

You can watch Gatti-Ward I online here.



View Article  Slings and arrows completes the score, Always leaving, wanting more.

I've said it before but I will say it again: If I had be fortunate enough to see an Uncle Tupelo concert when they were together, they would be my favorite rock band.

I'm not going to try to explain how I can be certain of that.  Truth be told, after seeing Dinosaur Jr recently, I am a  bit less certain. Its hard to imagine anyone knocking Dino off the podium, but if anyone could, it would have been Uncle Tupelo. The good news is that the Dino Reunion was the only Reunion less likely than a Tupelo Reuinion.  

Having missed the Tupelo boat, I have become a Constantines groupie. ( I own two of their t-shirts). I am not sure why I see the Constantines and Tupelo as similar. It's a volume thing, I think.

I bring up Uncle Tupelo because last night I was trying to explain the song Sundusky to a friend. Failing, I did some research and found this informative write up of three of their albums (re-released).   The article, like so much on Pitchfork, is opaque to anyone not allready familiar with the music, but I don't take that as a sign of a bad review. After all, music itself is often incomprehensable to the unfamiliar.   

Let me set the scene for the cultural landscape when Uncle Tupelo busted out: The cassingle shelves were still reeling from the layered grooves of Neneh Cherry's "Buffalo Stance". People were fascinated with the psychological underpinnings of evil-twin absorption due to Stephen King's scouring of the subject in The Dark Half. Filmgoers finally learned what happened after Chris Lloyd's unforgettable Doc flew away in the garbage-fueled hovercar; and to tell the truth, we were underwhelmed by Cyborg Biff, Western Biff, and the absence of Crispin Glover as the fitful McFly patriarch. The scene was clearly set for a pair of Illinois malcontents to usurp and enhance a country sound that had already been fangled by folks from places as far away as California, some quite well (Rank & File, Green on Red, etc).

The "heartland" was suffering as usual from Bookended Syndrome, penned (if one can be penned in vastness) between all manner of paisley undergrounds and post-punk revivals. And even the South had that whole "Southern" brand to promulgate. So these two prophets of the twang-blast complaint-jam, Tweedy and Farrar, successfully tractorjacked a style of delivery, reappropriating it for the midwest, further secularizing its good-versus-evil conceits (which already hinted at man-versus-machine struggles) by installing a new industrial devilry. No Depression is, of course, the album that spawned a webboard, a magazine, and a movement (if "movement" is an accurate word to describe a music largely about sitting around, watching trains go by, inhaling silo rust, drinking, and feeling grandiosely bummed). What's beautiful is that the expression isn't Unkie's but A.P. Carter's, from Toop's cover of his economic theodicy "No Depression in Heaven"-- one of two Carter covers that beg for hill-cred on this hyperactive debut. (While we're being infinitely tangential, consult Mark Zwonitzer and Charles Hirshberg's excellent page-turner Will You Miss Me When I'm Gone for a history of the spastic and rambling A.P., the father of country who stole as many songs as he wrote.)

.....

Rich and I have been taking it easy, catching up over dinner and drinks.  We worked out with Adrian at CrossfitSF Tuesday and will go again tonight. No big plans for my final three days here.

 



View Article  But the bones in the ground, well they never make a sound

IMPORTANT CONFIDENTIAL  BULLETIN FROM 'R'

I found another calling for you... your friends need your help!!  ~R

Experts: Polar bears, hippos on extinction path
Polar bears and hippos have joined the ranks of species threatened with extinction from climate change, unregulated hunting and other man-made dangers, leading researchers said Tuesday in a listing of the world's wildlife.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12594371/from/ET/

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View Article  Torn between the unkown, and the place that you call home

I don't really care much about the debate over Net Neutrality, but this Slate article is interesting and well written.

I had two drinks on my lunch break for the first time ever. Ever, that I can recall.  To get to Paragon to meet some friends for these drinks I had to take two taxis. The first would only  get me to Market street, which was impassible because of the Immigration Parade.

I those brief moments that I spent fording Market  I saw two Che Guevara T-Shirts.  At the restaurant someone pointed out my Reagan Cuff-Links, but there was no conversation on the topic, except for Kim joking that I was the Black Sheep Republican of the Group. "Liberal Republican?" she implored.  Yeah, sort of.

Its a good thing no argument broke out since I probably couldn't resist giving a Che diatribe, or pointing out that immigrants from Eastern Bloc countries, or Cuba,  might have something to say about our Che Fetish.  (and Reagan demonizing)    

Here is some Rummy on Reagan. (Nordlinger Link)

"Or take the coalition in Iraq. It now includes military forces from 32 nations. Consider some of the countries that are contributing troops in Iraq today: Albania, Azerbaijan, Bulgaria, the Czech Republic, El Salvador, Estonia, Georgia, Hungary, Kazakhstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Moldova, Mongolia, Nicaragua, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, and Ukraine. They all have forces in Iraq assisting the coalition. There are others, as well, but I just mention these because those are the nations helping in Iraq today that President Reagan helped to make free."

And, "Why are so many of these nations, many small, most not very wealthy, sending their forces . . . halfway around the world, to help bring freedom to the Iraqi people? I suspect it's because so many of them have just recovered their own freedom, and they're eager, they're proud to help the Iraqi people recover theirs. God bless them all, and God bless Ronald Reagan for what he did to help liberate them."

 

But, like I said, there was no discussion.  Instead, I drank a Mojito and a Mango Martini, and enjoyed at 72 degree weather.    All my drink posturing disolves in the face of  a warm monday lunch break.  

The Night before I tried to clean up my neckline with my new clippers.  Let me first say that Clippers are not a toy.   I was in the restroom holing a full length mirror in one hand while trying the use the clippers on my neck with the other hand. It was a disaster.  I was very close to having to shave my whole head  bald when  Kim and Adrian came to my rescue. While they were in my neighborhood we thought we might as well play some  Bohnanza, so I called up Miles, who was also game.     After a few bottles of Champagne and one bottle of very fine Cassis,  Miles could no longer  resist making Stink Bean Jokes.    We also ate a can of Luxury Wafers, which I only belatedly realized supported both the Danes in there struggle against the Muslim Boycott AND the fall of western civilization. 

In other news, Rich is going to be in S.F. starting tommorrow. 

 

 

 



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