RockyMountain News is having a sports columnist competition. I will write, first, on Fantasy football, I think.

I am so going to do this.  And, hopefully, later regret it.

Right now I am gearing up for San Francisco.

I still don't have air conditioning. Three different people have looked at it, and said "Out of my jurisdiction".  Two other companies said as much over the phone.  I am calling in pop.

After all, the bastard used to build jet airplanes.