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View Article  the pigs have won tonight
So So Good, Cochon555




View Article  lives are punctuated by moons
Good to find out the McCrady won at Cochon. He had the best drift of dishes, and the best Single Dish too.     His dish actually proved there is a top-end to how good mexican food can be, since the Tamale his competitor made was the end-all  of tamales, but McCrady's Pork Belly-Cake-and-Foam creation was undeniable.

MJQ was disappointing for the first time ever, Saturday Night. Not sure what that was about.  The back half of the club was closed too,  which meant we couldn't escape the DJ's up front.  They weren't bad.. just not as good as they have been  (as good as I remember them being, is probably more accurate)

I also saw the  "No-Hitter" against the braves. The guy had 6 walks though. *I* could throw a no hitter under those criteria. Maybe.   I guess I would need to get an out somehow....eventually... you get my point though.

Dogwood and Sweetwater both seemed bigger this year.... and that's all I have to say about that (As grandma would say)

Gudgingly, I must add that Park Tavern has shed its heavy cloak of mediocrity.  The Sushi was very good, the Sangria was good (for what it was), and the service was good (For what it was). Yeah, I purposefully didn't qualify my sushi remark. It was good.  I liked it a lot.  

Does this mean I should go check out Neighbors, and see if Atlanta's other outdoor spot has come off the cutting edge of Oppressively Average?    

Anyone ever have one of those days were everyone was mulling around trying to  surreptitiously block your way ("Your in my road" my Father would say).  I wasn't in that much of a hurry, at all this weekend, but everyone was strategically positioned to foil my advance.   It took me 10 minutes to walk through Alon's, and it wasn't that crowded. It was very Truman Show, except they didn't want to trap me, they just wanted to slow me down.


Finally.   Andy needs to check out Cymbals Eat Guitars, if not for  the vibraphone (see the excellent Wind Phoenix) then for this reference to the infamous Parking Lot (the excellent Cold Spring):

The empty parkway wound its way back through charred black pine
Just like a wormhole
A bridge becomes an island when the ends are disconnected



 









View Article  being responsible for the charred remains
Speaking of the Paleo Diet (something I haven't been doing too much lately, but..) ,  I spoke too soon when I suggested that a gluten free diet had greatly reduced my seasonal allergies. Saturday was the pits. But then again, I was at a park in the wind, and hadn't exactly been gluten free in weeks. I am tempted to go all-out for the next two weeks (until Mosley/Mayweather/Vegas), but I don't know what level of adherence I can muster right now.  Its not cravings, its just the diligence required: You always have to be on guard.

I am actually as bad as I have ever been on Timed Crossfit workouts. At the moment.  I am heavier and stronger, in a few ways, which is nice, and there isn't a great way to calculate if those gains were worth it. I suppose if I get my timed workouts under control while retaining those gains....    I am not sweating it: I ate fat and flesh all winter, almost exclusively, and worked out with very little intensity (or volume)

And all day yesterday too.    Well, I rode around town in the afternoon (to work up at appetite) , checked out Dogwood (sweetwater was yesterday) and THEN went to Cochon at the W downtown.  Cochon is a 'benefit'  for Heritage Pigs, which are tasty.     Are they ever.    There were 5 chefs in competition to make the best pork dish.    Wow. And then there were cocktails at the after-party , um ,  afterward.

I should do a writeup on it, but its 5am and I have been UP since 2:30. For no good reason.    I can't actually construct anything at the moment.

Hey, Mettenberger just got let go. Wow.  Dave was pulling for that guy.

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View Article  And it flies by day and it flies by night
Tom's Of Maine, original recipe odor protecting deodorant, available at trader joes and wherever  hippie houskeeping shit is sold, smells like Bitters. 
It's like turning yourself into a cocktail before leaving the house in the morning.  Awesome!
It really binds everything together. 

I was a michum gel man for years. You really CAN miss a day with that stuff, or a week.      With Tom's I don't know.   Why would I try?

Wilco at the fox was a mellow show.  They cut up Via Chicago per usual, but generally played a downbeat set with lots of acoustic numbers.

The Cabin is awesome.  Talk to me about going up.

Austin for the summer again, though not necessarily as exclusively.       Here, I'll say it, this has been a shitty 10 months, and I don't know how to feel about how fast it flew by.  

New music abounds.

Halfway through the new Kay book....

Northside tavern is still a great spot.














View Article  does whatever a spider pig does
The best things to do with a pig

#10 Give it to Bricktop or Al to help hide the bodies,
#9 Ribs at Smokey's on the Tennessee border. (Admittedly, I am not a rib expert. these are the best  pork ribs I have had though)
#8 Make Chorizo, to put in a breakfast taco, on the side of the road in San Diego
#7 Ask My father to make hamhocks and beans, over cornbread, with some mustard
#6 Give to any Georgia BBQ man,  like one of the  Fox Brothers, and have him smoke it
#5 Cut out the Pork Belly, and give it to Linton Hopkins.
#4 Fly the pig to San Francisco and ask anyone to make a pork chop. That city knows.
#3 While in San Francisco walk it up Russian hill and through the back door at Frascati, and ask them for their old pork loin and roasted pepper dish.   This odd behavior won't dent the impenetrably good service there..  They are so frustratingly perfect there, there is no such thing as special service.

#2 Make Bacon.  Leon's full service will put it in a glass with a side of peanut butter. Simple, perfectly cooked, and delicious.

And the Number 1 best thing to do with pork?

#1  Piri Piri roasted pork at Rare in atlanta.   Yeah, I know!  But I had it last night and its simultaneously as good as the best georgia BBQ -all smokey and tender- and as good  and as good as the best Texas Brisket all crispy on the ends.  Plus, the Sauce trumps both.   Wow.   I always liked the chef there but I didn't think he was this good.

When I conceived of this list last night I thought I would surely have 10 things... but I had struggled in the end. I know I am missing a few preparations..




View Article  give praise where praise is due
Ok Both Shows were OK. 

Neither band is worthy of any hyperbole, except to say that Cymbals reminds me more Stephen Malkmous than anybody reminds me of anybody.  Holy smokes.

Go listen to MeWithOutYou, then right before you call me to tell how much they sound like Neutral Milk,  think to yourself, "Cymbals eat guitars sounds more like Pavement". 

Do it.

no, do it.






View Article  Natural American Spirit Doctorate
RIP Corey Haim.

I am Going to See Cymbals Eat Guitars, and Bear in Heaven tomorrow. Reviews will follow.

Wow!  Pelosi actually said "We need to pass this bill so you can find out what's in it!" This fire-able offense ranks up there with Clinton's "We could give you your money back, but how do we know you will spend it correctly" in the realm of random outbursts of Socialist  honesty.

 I have always avoided lazily  buying into whatever meme drudge is pushing,  but there have been too many signs of insanity lately to not to at least buy in a little to the idea that this crop of liberals is actually as bad as the caricature we'd warned against for decades.

His breach of decorum in the last state of the union, when he called out the judges, was one of the bigger mistakes he has made.  Who is this Chicago hack to criticism the Supreme Court, after 40some better men refrained?


 I always felt strongly that Obama was a non-entity who didn't contain the experience of backbone to be anything but a Tool in office.     I was so appalled by his lack of credentials, and accumulation of anti-credentials, that I couldn't actually fathom him getting elected,  but after the election I hoped that he might do some good by virtue of his skin color and speaking ability. That was all the credit I gave him. Sometime early in his first term I started recognizing his style of governance as naive, wishful and completely unsophisticated.  How would I know? Because he is making mistakes I could see myself making.  He is trying to explain his moves to the crowd instead of playing his opponents.

If that worked, everyone else would do it. Shut up and govern, dumb ass.

His Presidency, most notable for its constant, unrelenting, and filthy demonetization of his opponents,  remains a shining continuation of the Clinton legacy and a rubuke of W's too: The worst thing the W did was associate, in the minds of America, all his positive traits with failure.  In short, W, showed that bi-partisanship  and a respect for the office don't pay, and he successor has taken that lesson to heart.


I will say this though:  To press ahead on health care.. that's a Balsy move.











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