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In one glorious west-side block, Atlanta shows how to throw it big city cultural and gastronomical weight around. Smaller, 'it' cities like Austin may be more compact and uniformly hip, but they can't keep up with the pearl of the South.


The West Side Provisions District (one corner of one intersection in Atlanta ) boasts Bacchanalia, one of the world's premier restaurants, its southern sister Quinones, the romantic Float Away cafe, and Star Provisions, a foodie general store slash deli which makes the best roast beef sandwich I have ever had, and the best looking sausage biscuit I have ever seen and am going to eat next week.  Or maybe tomorrow.

 Abattoir, which is as comprehensive and detailed a meat-lover’s shrine as any in this county, sits just across a small footbridge.  On the other end of the building JCT Kitchen has taken over One Midtown’s claim as the perfect mid-price date restaurant.  And if you are thinking, ‘Yeah but in my city you can get great food for far cheaper”, this same city corner in Atlanta gives you ‘Yeah! Burger”, a burger bar  whose only equal in Austin is Frank, a hotdog bar. Hidden underneath it all is Ormsbys’  a fun-pub extravaganza with indoor  bocce ball, shuffleboard, billiards and a top notch bar-menu that, were it opened in Austin, would be heralded as evidence of that city’s vibrant youthful culture.

The corner also has wine and clothes boutiques, and the James-Beard nominated Taqueria del sol, which has had a queue out front for 12 years straight minus Sundays.  I've never loved this taco stand, and while I ultimately give the Mexican food nod to Austin, Taqueria del Sol is better than Austin's much loved equivalent, Taco Deli. Yeah, I said it. (Sushi nod goes to Austin too, thanks to Uchi, and Soto's betrayal of Atlanta. Yes, I’m still bitter). 

A small block south lies the West Egg, which in another city would be the standout breakfast star.  It runs rings around Austin favorite Kerby Lane, but in Atlanta, it’s throwing elbows with a slew of restaurants that compete for breakfast dominance (Flying Biscuit, NH Bakery, Murphy's, Rita's Blue Bird).  The Northside Lounge has been offering live blues every night in its charmingly uncondemned hotbox just across the street, .   They may fight to keep Austin Weird, but the Northside Lounge is effortlessly unaffected as can be, and unlike all of Austin, has never felt it needed a 'weirdness' movement to protect its unmolested existence. 

 A mile north gets you to Richard Blaise’s famed burger-bar Flip. Turn left and make the mile long trek to the  interior-Mexican favorite Nuevo Laredo Cantina. NLC's mole rivals any I had in Austin, but sits in a roadhouse, that would be heralded as a shining example of  austin-roots-chic were it there. Here, is quietly serves hard hats and truckers mid-day and overflows with swarms of professionals each night.

 All of this is mere Minutes away are miles of picturesque neighborhoods hidden behind rolling hills and under white oak canopies and intertwined with beautiful golf courses and three of the top private schools in the state.    Thanks to the Atlanta Real estate Market’s crash, prices in these neighborhoods, which to blanket the northern half if the inside-the-perimeter area, are an unbelievable value.  They are not all cheap, but Atlanta's hard-hit real-estate market allows for prices that beat rival suburban townhouse prices years ago. But these houses are mere minutes away the West Side Provisions district, and more importantly, Midtown Proper, proudly and unabashedly the heart of the South’s greatest city.  

Midtown’s Fabulous Fox theater and the sprawling Piedmont Park are triumphant centerpieces of big-city Southern Living.  Though not offering the variety of activities of Austin’s Zilker park, like spring fed pools and disc-golf, Piedmont is better located, more picturesque, offers on-site dining, open air theater, and botanical gardens.  The Fox is a world class theater that wows you on movie night and blows you away during a Broadway show.   Get dressed up and eat at  Master Chef  Kevin Smith's Empire State South then walk to the Fox to see a play, then finish with a drink and Ecco and you will have experiences as elegant of a night as this country offers. A dozen other magnificent nights in a dozen other distinctive neighborhoods spring to mind.

 If the Fox isn't ‘weird’ enough, or 'real' enough, or edgy enough, try underground dance at MJQ, urban speakeasy at the Sound Table, award world class new rock at the Earle, drive-in theater at the Star-light,   Drink-in-movies and independent-films at midtown arts cinema, or the myriad of quirky parks dotting the east side. Not athletic enough? Try biking the epic length, family safe, silver comet trail, or try your hand at the world class in-town mountain biking trails.  Not expensive enough?  Try the high-end amenities of Lenox and bottomless dining and shopping in Bulkhead.  Austin tried to emulate the luxury of the Lenox/Phipps corridor with “the Domain”, and succeeded in imbuing this desolate project with all charm and convenience of an outlet mall.  Austin's beautiful South congress district boasts the  San Jose Hotel , The Mighty Cone, and Continental club, out-doing Atlanta's Little Five points, with its Star Bar , Variety Playhouse, and Vortex,.  But the difference is only a flock of food cars, currently heard rumbling south. Plus, clothing shopping is at least twice as fun in Atlanta, a city that has four magnificent seasons.

On the opposite side of Atlanta the neighborhood of Decatur has a dynamic walking district, complete with amazing restaurants, record stores, coffee shops, a world class singer-songwriter music venue, and a world class farmers market.  And all of this is on the public transportation line that gets you to the most effective airport in the country in 30 minutes for around 2 dollars. Contrast that with Austin's airport, where half the flights are to  Dallas.

Austin in great. I love it. It is perhaps the best city in the county for a large segment of the population: The young, music-philes, and those without family roots elsewhere, might pick Austin.    If you want the best BBQ brisket in the world, or to be surrounded by world class musicians, or to be compelled by peer pressure to live a 'more fit' lifestyle then Austin is for you.    Or you could just drive to the much prettier Athens for the weekend.  Atlanta is better for all of the most important reasons: It is closer to your friends and family, it has better weather, the cost of living is better, it’s prettier, there is greater diversity, and  it is easier to travel to and from. The beaches in Florida are closer, the river and mountain playgrounds of the Blue-ridge mountains are closer,  the golfing is better,  the restaurants are better, the pizza is better, the schools are better, the seasons are better.   Zoos, Museums, Aquariums, SEC football, pulled pork, sec football, SEC FOOTBALL....


The difference is that Austin is almost as good as they think it is, and Atlanta is so much better than we think it is.  We should open our eyes, before blindly migrating.




*off the top of my head
Abbaattoir-Northside (blues)-Orsbys (late night bite) - Shower  (West Side)
Bookhouse- MJQ(Late Night Dancing)  - Majestic    (Poncy)
One Midtown-Midtown arts (Art house cinema)- gelato in hightlands  (Highland-Midtown)
Cakes and Ale-Eddies Attic (music listening room)-Leon's Full Service (Decatur)
Holman- Fork and Screen- Craft (Buckhead)
Woodfire-Gold Room (night club)- Insurrection- Home (Cheshire Bridge)
Parish -   Dad's Garage (improv) - P'cheen/Alberts (late night bar/ ping pong)
Rita's - Baseball game - One Eared Stag (Inman/Southside)
Flying Biscuit  -  Kickball at piedmont- Pizza Antica  (Requires short intermediate  car ride but is BYOB!)
picnic -  Silver Comet Trail - Canoe (Vinings)
Stats - Football Game - Glen Hotel rooftop bar (Downtown)

 



View Article  not even the pain kicks in, tell me when the pain kicks in

How great was  Bill Mahar's timing when he asked "weren't we such a better country in the 60's when the rich has a smaller percentage of the wealth", and then ended the show before anyone could collect themselves long enough to respond. I have some questions:

How many seconds after a conservative had asked that question would Bill manage to call him a racist, misogynist reactionary?  

I'd have love to played the role of name caller, "So Bill, you think there are now too many women in the workforce taking men's jobs?", but if I had to take the high road I would  argue that his statistic is simply irrelevant: There is no pile of wealth that can be distributed, or even considered in such terms.

For instance, Google is relatively new 100 billion dollar company, from which poor was that money taken?  Did Google cause all this pverty,  or perhaps, is it possible that wealth doesn't conform to Bill's covetous zero-sum world view?  

Secondly, the world is a completely different place:  For instance, how did the poor in Bill's asinine little pie game stack up to today's poor?

Amenities in the Median Poor Household. We then examined poor households, meaning households with a reported income below the official government poverty income thresholds in 2005. Analysis revealed that poor households had a median household amenity score of 14. This means that half of all poor households had a score at or below 14 and half of households had score at or above 14.

Having determined that the amenity score of the median poor household was 14, we then examined all poor households with that score to determine which amenities appeared most frequently within the median poor group.

  • The analysis showed that median poor households most frequently had the following 14 items: air conditioning, a clothes washer, a clothes dryer, ceiling fans, and a cordless phone.
  • For entertainment, these households had two color televisions, cable or satellite TV, a DVD player, and a VCR.
  • In the kitchen, these poor households had a refrigerator, an oven and stove, a microwave, and a coffee maker.

Now, despite the fact that in general our poor are better off than pretty much any poor ever, anywhere, I'm not disagreeing with Bill. In fact the reason I jumped all over Bill is because I used to ask a similar question in mixed company: "If you were going to be born a black child tomorrow morning, what decade would you want to be born in".   Everyone wanted to tell me that the answer was a no-brainer  "Today".  Fine, I am not a student of history or civil rights, but I reserve the right, guaranteed by Bill Mahar now standing to my right,  to be skeptical without being called a racist. 

I will go  out of my way  to say that the oft repeated republican talking point that 50% of Americans pay no taxes in most likely incorrect: That only  refers to Federal Income tax.  It doesn't factor in the more regressive  Sales tax, or State taxes, or Payrol deductions, which by any fair standard, is just another tax. (If I am wrong, I suspect Ed can tell me how). It seems to me that more defensible point is just  how much of this nation's tax revenue is paid by those rich folk (top 1% pay around 40%) . And then ask, how much higher it needs to  be, before it's 'fair'.  

Now, have I bought enough credibility throwing conservative pundits under the bus,  to say that Obama pushing the meme that the  S&P downgrade is the fault of the tea-party is is perhaps the biggest whopper ever told in politics?  I've always admired how he sticks to his guns, but that's some serious bunk.   The only plan he ever put forward was to increase the debt ceiling and to increase spending by 10 trillion.  Exactly opposite of what the S&P wanted, and  eighty-some of his own democrats voted against it.   After that he hid far and well behind a nebulous and undocumented  'balanced approach" suggestion, and now groans that he only got to increase spending by 7 trillion.

I was thinking about his use of the term 'Balance'.  I hate that word. People used to say 'a balanced diet' as a way to save space on their plate from things that are entirely unhelpful:  A scoop of ice-cream and two slices of bread , per meal.   At somepoint, when you are laid up in the hospital on a ventilator, you have to accept that despite what is written on the box, Cocoa-Crispies are not part of a balanced diet.   I am not prepared to say Taxes are the Cocoa- Crispies of solution, they are, more likely, more like candied yams. 













View Article  In the end I bet no one learns a lesson
Craig Finn is learning from Townes. This is not remarkable, since , Separation Sunday is pretty much Mr Mudd and Mr Gold,  just subbing Sex and Drugs and Religion, for aces and spades.

http://pitchfork.com/news/43421-the-hold-steadys-craig-finn-talks-solo-project/



View Article  You'll be tied to the back of a cow But the bones in the ground Well they never make a sound
Huddleston and I saw this kid beat a panamanian tank one handed.   Check out what he did to this unbeated mexican this weekend.

Did I mention that "Lovely Bones" is the worst movie I have ever seen?   Lovely Bones is the worst movie I have ever seen.  And frankly, I didn't think the LOR Trilogy was THAT good either.  I mean, we're talking about a set of books that made girls like fantasy,  the movies wern't gonna suck. But don't let me stray from the point: Jackson found that mythical dimension where he could continue towards perfect failure without edging any closer to 'so bad its good'.  Time definitely slowed down on this end.Ugh.


View Article  I've got one hand in my pocket
Once, while I was teaching bootcamp, my colleague whispered to me that the Recruit presenting looked like he had a bunch of Gadgets in his pockets.  I whispered back, 'those aren't gadgets', and my Colleague had to leave the room twice before he could keep a straight face.

Reminded me of the time Alex and I got into a pen-cap flipping contest in accounting. He won 62 to 1, and that didn't seem as humorous to the teacher as it did to us.

Now I have Gadget Fever. I want the new iPad, I want the BlackBerry Playbook.    The former for the easy home-automation apps, the latter for the possibility of using if instead of my laptop, on the road.   My new job allows me to make day-trips, and I am enamored with with the idea of skipping through the airport holding nothing other than my man-purse.  

The Blackberry Playbook may also run Android apps,  so it should have most of the app bases covered too. But realistically, I expect I will get the iPad first, for home use, and then see if  I can get someone with gadget-pants to confirm the the Playbook will run lotus apps.  That is perhaps the most horrible ending to a sentence ever, on so, so many levels, but it is none-the-less true.





View Article  The City's been dead since you've been gone!!!!
I get to witness this awesomeness in 3 nights!



More clips here .

Love that drummer.


View Article  The Dog Days are over.
Is "please put your smaller carry-on under the seat in front of you" the most ignored statement in the world?

No one offers any 'free if you eat the whole thing' promotions on starchy food" because we are designed to get fat when we eat Carbs, and one way our body accomplishes that is by depressing the hormone that makes us feel satiated.

I'm pretty sure Tallest Man on Earth put out the album of the year. And the Coens put out the best movie.

Did any of you get Rolled by me this week? I know I'm lame for doing it, but it was the perfect trap.

How is that Florence + The Machine album?  I was going to buy it, and then started hearing it everywhere...  I even heard Dog Days on Glee.   

Yeah yeah, I watch glee.

I am engaged.. To Karen.

Saw the Skinny President pics a month ago .... remember what i said about him golfing so much?         I hear he gave a good speech at the Safeway service.   I feel the whole post-shooting brouhaha was pretty manipulative. Not by him, per se, but definately for him and for that speech.
















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